The Hamstring Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.