The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Rodriguez Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rodriguez Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodriguez Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.