The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Rodriguez Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodriguez Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.