The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Rodriguez Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodriguez Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.