The Hamstring Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Rodriguez Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodriguez Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.