The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Ref: "Number Rodriguez Jr., that's a flag." Rodriguez Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Rodriguez Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.