The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Rodriguez Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Rodriguez Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rodriguez Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.