The Hamstring Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.