The Phantom Holding Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.