The Dropped Pass Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Watson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.