The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Watson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Watson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.