The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.