The Phantom Holding Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Watson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Watson, Watson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.