The Snap Count Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.