The Hamstring Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.