The Dropped Pass Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.