The Inch-Short Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.