The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.