The Snap Count Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.