The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.