The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.