The Inch-Short Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.