The Phantom Holding Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Josh Jacobs
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.