The Dropped Pass Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Watson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Watson was due a breakout.
84%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.