The Late Scratch Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Watson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Watson was due a breakout.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.