The Inch-Short Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Watson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.