The Phantom Flag Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hubbard's stadium. Only over Hubbard.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.