The Fumble Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hubbard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hubbard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.