The Hamstring Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hubbard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.