The Hamstring Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Hubbard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Hubbard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.