The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Hubbard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hubbard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Hubbard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.