The Fumble Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hubbard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach says Hubbard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.