The Phantom Holding Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.