The Mystery Tweak Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.