The Late Scratch Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Owen's stadium. Only over Owen.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.