The Hamstring Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Owen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.