The Late Scratch Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Owen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.