The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- The QB looks at Owen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.