The Hamstring Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.