The Late Scratch Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Ref: "Number Owen, that's a flag." Owen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.