The Butter-Finger Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.