The Mystery Tweak Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.
- Owen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Owen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.