The Phantom Flag Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Owen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Owen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.