The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.