The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Owen's stadium. Only over Owen.
81%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Owen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.