The Snap Count Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Owen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Owen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Owen was due a breakout.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Owen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.