The Phantom Holding Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Owen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Owen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.