The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Owen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Owen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.