The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Owen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Owen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.