The Inch-Short Hex of Coleman Owen
Coleman Owen · GB · WR
“Owen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Owen's week
- Owen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Owen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Owen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Coleman Owen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Coleman Owen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Coleman Owen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.